• Remember 2 Remember Me, Forget To Forget Me. Even If U Try To Remember To Forget Me I’ll Never Forget To Remember To Remind U To Remember Me.

• If Loving U Is Wrong, Then I Don’t Wanna Be Right. My Luv 4 U Is Strong & Brighter Than Any Light. The Way We Must Go Is Long, But We’ll Win Every Fight.

• Indian Mathematicians Meeting Held At New Delhi Yesterday - They Have Decided To Change The Name Of Zero. The New Name Will Be Ganguly.

• Teacher: Why Is Your Nose Red?
Max: I Smelled A B-Rose.
Teacher: But There Is No “B” In Rose.
Max: There Was In This One!

• There’s No Special Reason 4 This Msg, I Just Wanna Steal A Single Moment Out Of Ur Busy Life & Hope I Can Make U Smile And Say: Someone Remembers U.

• When You Are Feeling Stressed & About To Breakdown, Just Remember: Stressed Is Just Desserts Spelled Backwards. It’s A Piece Of Cake!

• Treat Life As The Sea, Heart As The Seashore & Friends Like The Waves. It Never Matters How Many Waves R There? What Matters Is Which One Touches The Seashore.

• Receive My Simple Gift Of Gud Morning Wrapped With Sincerity, Tied With Care & Sealed With A Prayer To Keep U Safe & Happy All Day Long! Take Care!

• Don’t Rush In Love For It Never Runs Out. Let Love Be The One To Knock At Your Door, So By The Time You Start To Fall, You Know That Your Feeling Is For Sure.

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,
Keep Cat, A Cat, Idiot Cat, Busy Cat, For Cat,
20 Cat, Seconds Cat! Now Read It All Without The Word Cat!

Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
& Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty
So The World Needs You After All!

The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful.
The Grass & Flowers Too.
If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn�T It Rain On You?

Our Friendship Means A Lot To Me.
U Cry I Cry. U Lauf I Lauf.
U Jump Out Of The Window…
I Look Down & Then… I Lauf Again

A Triangle Has 4 End,
Square Has 3 End,
Segment Has 2 End,
But Our Friendship Has No End.

Love Is Pure
Love Is Sure
Love Is Sweet Poison
That Doctors Can’t Cure

Roses Are Red, Voilets Are Blue
Donkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo

• There’s No Special Reason For This Msg, I Juz Wanna Steal A Single Moment Out Of Ur Busy Life & Hope I Can Make U Smile N Say: I Miss U.

What Is Wrong With Your Cellevery Time I Call A Voice Comes
The Subscriber U Have Dialed Is A Monkey Plz Contact Zoo For Detail

Someday U May Lose Ur Hair.
U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money & Even Lose Ur Mind.
But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is Ur Good Looks.
Coz U Cant Lose Wot U Don’t Have!

You Look So Fine! I Want To…
Break Your Heart And Give You Mine

You Are Like The Sunshine So Warm,
You Are Like Sugar, So Sweet…
You Are Like You…
And That’s The Reason Why I Love You!

Love Is Like War…
Easy To Start…
Difficult To End…
Impossible To Forget

Do You Believe In Love At First Sight
Or Do I Have To Walk By Again??

I’ve Seen Angels In The Sky,
I’ve Seen Snow Fall In July,
I’ve Seen Things You Could Only Imagine To See Or Do,
But I Still Haven’t Seen Anything Sweeter Than You!

Meaning Of Friendship : -

F——-Forever
R——-Responcible
I——-Intelligent
E——-Eager To Mail
N——-Nice
D——-Divine
S——-Simple
H——-Heartly
I——-Intersted
P——-Peaceful

Kind, Intelligent, Loving And Hot
This Describes Everything You’re Not

If U Are A Chocolate You Are The Sweetest,
If U Are A Teddy Bear You Are The Most Huggable,
If U Are A Star You Are The Brightest,
And Since You Are My Friend…U R The Best !!!

Don’t Shut Love Out Of Your Life By Saying
It’s Impossible To Find.

The Quickest Way To Receive Love Is To Give;
The Fastest Way To Lose Love Is To Hold It Too Tightly;
And The Best Way To Keep Love Is To Give It Wings.

Love Is Sweet Poison:
Do Not Consume Without Your Beloved’s Advise
And Keep Out Of Reach Of Children
And Keep It In Cool And Dark Place.

Promise Me We Are True Friends
I Am Lamp You Are Light
I Am Coke You Are Sprite
I Am Sawan You Are Badal
I Am Normal You Are Pagal
I Am Water You Are Tanki
I Am Tarzan You Are Monkey

• There’s No Special Reason For This Msg, I Juz Wanna Steal A Single Moment Out Of Ur Busy Life & Hope I Can Make U Smile N Say: I Miss U.

• Remember 2 Remember Me, Forget To Forget Me. Even If U Try To Remember To Forget Me I’ll Never Forget To Remember To Remind U To Remember Me.

• If Loving U Is Wrong, Then I Don’t Wanna Be Right. My Luv 4 U Is Strong & Brighter Than Any Light. The Way We Must Go Is Long, But We’ll Win Every Fight.

• Indian Mathematicians Meeting Held At New Delhi Yesterday - They Have Decided To Change The Name Of Zero. The New Name Will Be Ganguly.

Hi I Am Marrying Next Week
There Will Be A Small Party And
Only Few Persons Will Be Invited
Hey Don’t Bring Any Gift
Just Bring Someone To Marry Me…..

A Good Friend Is Like A Computer
He Enters In Your Life Save Himself
In Your Heart,Formats All Your Troubles
And Never Delete You From His Heart.

A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New…
It Is Sweeter When It Is True….
But You Know That…..
It Is The Sweetest When It Is U…”

Mountain Can Fly, River Can Dry
You Can Forget Me But Never Can I

Destiny Decides Who U Meet In Life
But Its Only Your Heart That Can Decide
Who Gets To Stay In Your Life…..

Have A Heart That Never Hardens
Have A Smile That Never Fades
Have A Touch That Never Burnt
And Have Friendship That Never Breaks.

If U Drop Me I Ill Break ,If U Hold Me I Ill Shake
If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry
If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry, But If U Leave Me I Ill Die